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Stevie
Ray
Vaughn
fucked
it
up
for
everyone.
You
can't
go
out
and
see
a
guitar
player
without
thinking
that
the
player
in
question
is
aping
Vaughn.
Well,
friends
and
neighbors,
I'm
here
to
tell
you,
Hugh
Pool
isn't
aping
anyone
but
that's
what
I
get
when
I
listen
to
people
talk
about
Hugh:
"The
dude
plays
like
Stevie.
The
dude's
as
good
as
Stevie.
Who
the
fuck
does
this
guy
think
he
is,
trying
to
play
like
Stevie."
On
a
personal
note
I'd
just
like
to
say
that
I
love
how
people
are
on
a
first
name
basis
with
the
dead.
People
are
stupid
that
way.
People
are
stupid
in
the
way
that
they
can
only
define
things
in
forms
of
comparison.
The
post
modern
imagination
has
devolved
to
such
a
point
that
humanity
no
longer
creates
metaphor
free
from
reality
and
gravity
but
rather
crutches
on
simile.
We
are
a
stupid,
useless
lot,
us
humans.
Except
Hugh.
He's
the
exception.
He's
a
frighteningly
great
guitarist
whose
chops
run
three
generations
of
players
while
still
understanding
the
etymology
of
the
primary
verb.
He
"plays"
music.
He
doesn't
perform.
He
doesn't
showcase.
He
doesn't
whiz
up
and
down
the
fretboard
in
a
self
indulgent
arpeggio
fest.
He
doesn't
strut
the
stage.
He
doesn't
pout
at
the
mike.
He
simply
just
plays.
I
feel
a
little
voyeuristic,
all
things
being
equal,
watching
Hugh
give
it
up.
In
this
city
you
can
catch
people
in
the
act
of
being
themselves.
If
you're
lucky
you
can
spot
an
unsuspecting
citizen
being
who
there
are,
doing
whatever
it
is
they
do.
You
can
stand
on
a
subway
platform
and
watch
as
someone
on
another
platform
picks
at
their
ears,
as
a
man
tugs
at
his
tie,
as
a
mother
lets
loose
a
look
of
desperation
at
her
crying
infant,
as
some
Jersey
Punk
refugee
weeps
openly.
Despite
(or
maybe
due
to)
all
the
distractions
all
these
people
let
down
their
guards,
stand
naked
as
their
defenses
and
facades
crumble
like
Georgia
brick,
and
for
one
brief
moment
they
are
who
they
truly
are.
It's
true
that
Hugh
can
play
the
living
shit
out
of
a
guitar.
He
can
do
things
to
the
instrument
that
I
have
NEVER
seen
anyone
do.
His
riffs
are
as
seamless
as
a
bender.
His
tone
borders
on
the
sublime.
But
all
of
it
is
smoke
and
mirrors,
icing
on
a
very
large
cake.
The
thing
about
Hugh
is
that
when
you
see
him
you
see
this
guy
who
is
being
true.
You
see
who
he
is,
which
is
to
say
you
see
a
man
who
lives
so
deep
in
the
pocket
that
he
probably
evolved
from
lint.
In
this
day
and
age
of
Velveeta
processed
bands,
Hugh
is
refreshing
to
say
the
least.
Not
that
he
doesn't
care
about
the
audience,
he
does.
He
wants
the
audience
to
feel
the
music
the
same
way
that
he
feels
it.
He
wants
the
audience
to
get
so
lost
in
the
sound
that
everything
else,
at
least
for
a
moment,
will
cease.
And
that's
the
point
of
live
music,
isn't
it?
I
once
saw
Steve
Vai
play
this
headsplitting
solo
on
a
guitar
w/
three
necks.
I
remember
the
thoughts
of
disbelief.
I
remember
thinking
Vai
must
have
AT
LEAST
one
guitarist
under
the
stage.
I
remember
being
awed
at
the
dude's
virtuosity.
Problem
is,
I
remember
thinking.
I
once
saw
Albert
Collins
walk
one
hundred
feet
onto
a
Texan
grassy
knoll,
playing
"Killing
Floor"
and
chatting
with
the
onlookers
as
he
strolled
by.
I
remember
wondering
what
the
topmost
range
of
the
his
mobile
unit
was.
I
remember
hoping
that
he
would
stroll
my
way.
I
remember
thinking
that
walking
into
the
crowd
is,
indeed,
a
great
parlor
trick.
Problem
still
is
that
I
remember
thinking.
For
every
instance
of
greatness
I
have
felt
displaced
from
the
player,
displaced
from
the
music,
a
well-mannered
spectator
nursing
the
bottom
half
of
a
two
drink
minimum.
When
Hugh
plays
I
can
think
of
nothing.
Every
so
often
the
music
will
trigger
some
VERY
DISTURBING
sense
memory
type
shit,
but
I
can
think
of
absolutely
nothing.
While
he
is
playing
time,
as
I
know
it,
snaps
out
or
linear
reality.
Time
ceases
to
be
relevant.
There
is
only
the
music.
It's
sort
of
like
hitchhiking
to
nirvana
on
someone
else's
mantra.
Hugh
always
stops
for
hitchhikers.
Like
I
said,
he
cares
about
the
audience.
He
knows
what
it
feels
like
when
you
are
there,
in
that
place.
He
also
knows
that
the
energy
is
tangible
and,
no
matter
what,
bows
to
the
1st
law
of
thermodynamics.
He
knows
that
if
he
gives
it
to
the
audience
then
the
audience,
when
they
can't
help
but
dance,
or
shake
their
head
like
some
guilt
ridden
priest
with
terrets,
they
will
give
it
back
tenfold.
Then,
unbelievably,
he'll
play
harder
than
before.
After
people
see
Hugh
they
always
remark
that
it's
weird
that
the
guy
never
made
it,
Stevie
Ray
being
dead
and
all.
It
always
pisses
me
off.
The
man
has
the
ability
to
defy
time,
to
carve
the
universe
with
a
National
Steel,
to
grin
gap
toothed
at
A&R,
and
still
play
for
the
sake
of
playing.
If
that's
not
making
it,
I
don't
know
what
is.
Harlan
Longstreet,
April
2000
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